Perfect car for all the drift lube you’re getting!

I have since learned. At 22 though, yea, no. Once out of danger I went back to being stupid.

This was when I was back in college. I was driving a beat up 1999 Ford Ranger King Cab with a Mazda B3000 engine swap. The four wheel drive system sometimes worked, sometimes not, and it decided when it would kick in and out. The truck also only started half the time and when it did start, it would die every time you…

We’re getting closer all the time!

Or $Skay can post one for each of the rest of the commentators in the thread. ;)

Trying not to make the obvious joke. Trying not to make the obvious joke. Trying not to make the obvious joke. Trying not to make the obvious joke.

It’s sedimentary work really.

I can just imaging the conversation that took place in the PETA board room....

Sweet!!

Although he did lift. Missed opportunity.

Richard Cranium. He should legally change it and sign with his dick pic. It’s perfect.

Bongs sure are classier in Sweden.

The remaining 1457 words were just filler.

Ford has a Focus, Raul says it’s faster than anything he’s seen!!!

Well, in Whoville they say - that the Grinch’s small [redacted] grew three sizes that day.

Torch, did you just give us news of a certain ornithological nature? In so doing, allowing me to indeed say, “Why yes, I HAVE heard.”

You know who else is “Italian-sized” and has no problem fitting in tight spaces....

Naw, the Fuel Shark is the gift that keeps on giving. Like herpes.

I would catch it. My reflexes are too fast.