Yeah, Obama was elected 8 years ago. Trump was elected a month ago. Your calendar is right.

Could be.

Which, in this case, it isn't.

Ha ha ha! Yessir. Right away, sir.

I already gave you one piece of information and you dismissed it. I'm not playing that game with you.

I didn't.

There seem to be any number of historical facts you don't recall.

No, yours are.

No, he would've waited for the White House Correspondents Dinner.

Equivalency is always false when it makes you question your assumptions.

Yes, I do think so.

Now THAT'S funny.

Yes. He literally did. I did not invent that quote.

This same sketch could've been written about Obama eight years ago. Same pathology. But SNL famously lamented that they couldn't find anything funny about him.

They might. I'm not one of those people.

Yep. And some people will pretend it's something new.

“I think that I’m a better speechwriter than my speechwriters. I know more about policies on any particular issue than my policy directors. And I’ll tell you right now that I’m gonna think I’m a better political director than my political director.” — Barack Obama, 2008

No, he just skipped them.

I think you might be onto something there.

So did Alec Baldwin.