I think the president should attend intelligence briefings. Unless the president is Obama, because he knows everything anyway.

I assume the profanity will be bleeped on-air. And it won't be any funnier.

i liked the part with the yelling

They also didn't vote for her in 2008.

Travel the world? That's a lot of walking.

Seeing James Franco killed by a chest-burster. #BucketList

They are. And so are the people who thought Memories Pizza wouldn't serve gay people.

I was skeptical after the first one, but the sequel gave me paws.

"Little known fact there, Normie, but apes are actually marsupials!" [falls in hail of chimp gunfire]

The book was published in 1963. The movie, which you linked to, came 5 years later.

A handful of trolls, and a whole lot of people congratulating themselves on being better than the trolls. That's the only reason we keep hearing about these "boycotts."

The Bible. Overrated. Two and a half pillars of salt.

This is why you lost.

Ha ha ha, religion is stupid!

The Godzilla Pilferage

these zombies just get more and more disgusting

I've got an app that'll do the same thing for free.

#BornThisWay
#NoH8

Whatever you need to deny about yourself, lass.

It certainly is. Like clockwork.