His name is Eric Sollenberger, used to write occasionally on the Gawker network of sites.

So Portnoy is rich and his day to day is making videos about him eating pizza, and your idea was to make fun of him for this lifestyle? I’m sure he’s crying on the way to the bank.

Ahh ok, sorry i thought that was an honest question...I struggle with detecting sarcasm online.

The phrasing is pretty straight forward. They were scheduled to leave on a plane. That plane was going to come from another airport. For some reason or another that plane never showed up.

Yeah, there are a lot of details that make this confusing, but I’d think that airlines would have a few strollers available for circumstances just like this. Hopefully they will now.

Dude isn’t completely wrong. Speilberg has talked in interviews about how the Greatest Show on Earth is the first movie he ever saw and it is his reason for getting into the film industry. Maybe she was inspired by Incas and Spielberg was inspired by Greatest Show and by chance they both ended up in the same place?…

I can’t think of a soccer moment better than the US men’s hockey game against Russia in 2014. Soccer isn’t the be all end all of international sports for the US.

I think it’s almost like contract work for Big Cat and PFT. They get paid, ESPN gets an in with millenials, and Barstool gets exposure.

Over/under on you having listened to .5 episodes of PMT?

A.I. isn’t bad, but to prefer this to the Martian??? To each their own I guess.

Isn’t all hot sauce just spicy water when you really think about it?

First, I think Trump is just saying things here. He’s trying to pull good out of this situation to spin it his way and the police thing is what he went with. That said, the police could’ve done a lot worse. You look at the Mandalay Bay building and there are only the 2 windows that the shooter smashed out. The police…

Everyone has a different definition of when someone becomes a man. Dante was more of a man in his 8 short years than most men could ever be in 10 lifetimes.

Because morality you idiot.

Agreed, I read this headline and immediately thought, how can someone logically come to that conclusion? If someone wants music or movies that cost money, but they find a way to get it without spending money, then someone is going to lose in that situation. It’s not like they’ve reinvented how math works.

So a great way to make monopoly go faster is whenever there is any kind of transaction where money is paid to the bank (purchase of property, some kind of fine, etc.), put that money in the middle of the board. Then whoever lands on free parking gets the money. When I first heard this rule, I thought it was kinda dumb…

Oh, net profit is an alright financial indicator? Glad to hear you tepidly approve of the bottom line on an income statement. So bold of you. Idk what company makes your phone, but are you really going to argue against a stock that has gone up 542% since the beginning of 2010? And the weapon that you’re going to come…

My guess is most girls likely ignore your text when they see it come through green. But hey, if you want to base market share off of what a bunch of people in third world countries are buying, who am I to stop you. That’s like trying to say a Toyota is better than a Mercedes because they have a bigger market share.…

Or when you barely give your store employees benefits, amirite Walmart??

Idk, all those shitty phones just show up as a green text bubble to me. Honestly I’m amazed that there’s even a market for there to be more than one shitty phone out there, but I guess there are always going to be idiots.