Arrested Development and Community are probably my two favorite shows, so I like and agree with everything you said (also I am not a huge Nick Kroll fan but that episode is SO. GOOD. Big Cheddar, oh my God). HOWEVER my husband always takes issue with the "analrapist" joke as he is a psychologist and insists there is …

I feel like maybe she's just trying to get all this focus off of her friend. If it were me, I'd probably also lie to the press about it so that she can focus on recovery out of the limelight.

Actually surprised to see this took place in Jersey. Disappointing.

I just fell down the rabbit hole. I watched every single TLC promo.

This could have been me, if not for a few different choices.

I am super jealous of your cat. I have a Russian Blue mix (rescue) and she is basically the queen of the world. I would go Russian Blue 100% of the time if I didn't believe in adopting. There are just so many cats who need homes, but man did I (and you also apparently) seriously luck out. Russian Blue personality +…

This is TOTALLY in the version I read in school.

Doug, do you read your feedback? I think your readership would appreciate it if your snark didn't undermine the content of your articles so much.

Jersey<3

These ARE all strong women, and they all get punished in the end for being "bad." I was terrified of all of them as a child (mostly Ursula, but none as much as the twin Siamese cats from Lady & The Tramp).

Legit question: howwww did you find that cover image? I hope it's a stock photo, and I hope it's to fit the niche of "feelin' bloated, drinking some pinot with my tater chips."

Doug Barry is constantly using/inventing turns of phrase that just sound like nonsense to me, to the extent that sometimes (mostly in Dirt Bag when each item is only a sentence long) completely obscure the meaning. Example in this article: wtf does "in case you haven't noticed car exhaust" mean in this sentence? There…

Wtf is that cover photo? Did they ask the girls to line up in alternating race order? "no no, white black white black, there you go."

What about people who have naturally different voices that are beyond their control?

I think this also speaks to another part of the issue, which is that everything that is mainstream is targeted at men. You see dozens of shows/movies/books aimed at women, and it's so totally unacceptable for a man to be caught dead viewing/reading one...they're for a niche media consumer, which is ridic since women…

Is Michelle Scary Spice because she's black? Like...really, Jez? I would pick any other Spice Girl over Scary for Mobama.

Wait, wait, heroin is quantified in bindles? That is amazing.

This guy rocks.

I was under the impression that only Scots, Irish, Scandinavians and Jews had the red hair gene — I wonder if these Scottish scientists only tested their population? I don't think there are many Jews in Scottland.

Didn't he try to cover up the crime? How is he not an accessory in this?