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That is a wet sponge in my pocket but I am glad to see you
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Pro tip: if you’re ever trying to make this same point via gif, do not, I REPEAT DO NOT, use Google image search for “wanking gif” on a work computer unless you really want to have a fun chat with your IT team. I was expecting sarcastic gifs, instead just got a whole page full of dicks.