If you have trouble following the conspiracy, I found this handy little guide an insane person posted to reddit.

Play on a MacBook (aka hard final boss mode)

Pretty much sums up the experience.

I honestly can’t tell if you’re being serious. Weed isn’t the answer to people addicted to opiates. If opiate addicts had access to legal marijuana, they wouldn’t be any less addicted to opiates.

That’s not how it works at all. I hate hackers as much as everyone, but his mother’s lawyers are absolutely correct in their arguments. That’s probably something that should be pointed out. His mom didn’t write this letter. Her representation did.

ha! I like you.

As a fellow oldie, I love shaking my cane at the kids on my lawn too. However, the new generation’s interests aren’t necessarily for anyone to understand. Why did we think feeding a fake digital pet that could keychain on our JanSport backbacks was cool? Why did we validate Radiohead’s decent into self-indulgent…

Sanders did more to energize the voting left

Tanner? I hardly know her.

Oh, and one more thing that I hate about Bernie’s cult of personality. The tarring and feathering of a life-long public servant with hundreds of progressive laws and regulations to her name STUPID NEOLIBERAL BITCH WAR PIG WALL STREET, Hillary Clinton was ridiculous. To paint a old Vermont do-nothing Senate lifer as…

Again, your criticism is an oversimplification of how our country’s government works. Screaming what you want into the void is never going to get anything done (even if other countries already have it!). You have to work within the system if you want free college or weed or whatever. I’m sorry that you don’t like…

I hate to admit that I am one of the 18 people that watch these Cruz/Sanders debates. In all honesty, both their politics are 97% theoretical and hardly based in any sort of evidence-based policy. Sadly, the more debates they do, the more of a circus they become. Neither are objectively very good at debate, and it…

Ted Cruz may be the dullest white bread politician on the Hill, but you have to give it to him for this great tweet. I agree that the “curb your enthusiasm bit was a C- at best. But the A.V. Club should rate this tweet A- at the very least.

I’ve said both of these things before: 1) A gritty reboot of the Archie comics is a cocaine party napkin idea that got way too much traction; and 2) Lili Reinhart can get it. Hopefully she’ll be in less stupid projects in the future.

I honestly think Nintendo should make a smartphone that allows for Nintendo cartridges or whatever to be played on it. If the phone’s specs were downgraded to like an iPhone 5, it could be feasible and reasonably priced. And an iPhone 5's specs are all anyone will ever really need as far as phone power goes.

This is dope, but I’m pretty sure Papa Doc has some fire pro neo-nazi rhymes. He did go to a private school after all (loser!). The real question remains, is he ever going to learn how to take responsibility for himself? Either way, this friday’s rap jam is going to be freakin lit, lickety split, slipittitty click.

I’m pretty sure that the neo-nazis people who believe in ethics in video game journalism are a loud minority and the game will sell fine using “political” advertising. I bet that most of these whiners have already pre-ordered and are just stamping their feet on twitter because... they hate jews? I’m not really sure…

Wait, they did a gritty reboot of the Archie comics? Whose cocaine party napkin of an idea was this?

You’re talking to me like I don’t support gun control. I agreed with everything Tom was saying when he got cut off. Your answer to Mall Santa’s initial question was, “There is a simple solution, change the channel.”

I disagree. I think that people in his age group who clamor to the 24/hr. stations are too susceptible to over-saturation of news stories. I think the 24/hr. cycle during 9/11 changed public perception into a large majority in favor of the Iraq war. After watching the planes crash and tragedy over and over and over…