I’m fine with Weekend at Bernie’s-ing RBG for the next four years if something terrible were to happen.

As a lefty douche/self-satisfied smug d-bag, I would not be at all concerned if Kasich, Jeb, or Rubio were president elect. Trump is a snake oil salesman of the sleaziest order. I’m disappointed with liberal turnout, but I’m much more concerned about the conservative party. The notion that a campaign run on white…

Who shot who in the what now?

Alright, since you’ve been so nice. And we’re in inception level comments. I’ll give you a really good local spot. In the bywater. There is a real nice and relaxed live music (not loud) spot called bacchanal. That’s the spot, homie.

What’s the fun of being liberal if you’re not obnoxiously smug and condescending? It’s like being in a relationship when you’re right in every argument.

In all honesty, do touristy things if you’ve never been here. Bourbon Street is fun in small doses. Cafe Du Monde is great. If you’re looking to get out of the French Quarter, stroll up and down Magazine street. “Salu” on magazine is a legit brunch spot.

“Saban Votes Hillary!” as if it’s an insult. I live in the far superior city in the state (the one with culture and fun). The best time to go out here is when all these good ole’ boys load grandma up in the pickup and head down to Baton Rouge.

These are all pretty weak. I’m going to give it to the “Yeah Sports!” guy in the first picture.

I’m a 28-year-old associate attorney, and I would much rather be playing video games for a living... at least for a year or two. But you’re right, the JD and being member of the state bar is a cushy thing to fall back on.

My personal theory about what makes a FF game good is whether the main villain is compelling or not. FF7's was mysterious, ruthless, and at times sympathetic. FF3(or 6)‘s was a  Joker-esque sociopath. While on the other hand FF8's boss was a queen from the future that was controlled by a demon god from the past but…

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

I hate to say it, but the guy who threw the first punch deserves to get his ass kicked. Stop getting physical about athletes that could not give a fuck less about you. They’d love to leave Chicago to live in fucking Miami and play for the Dolphins. And the city of Miami is a shithole.

It should be noted that you can buy the skins with coins unlike the summer update. They are pricey though. 3000 per skin.

If you didn’t watch until the end, I strongly suggest you do. “Why don’t you ask Bill Clinton that?” You can take the girl out of Arkansas but you can’t take the Arkansas out of the girl.

I don’t know what he expected after seeing Trump’s performance in the primaries. Hitching your wagon to a racist, sexist, pretty-much-everything-ist was a shitty move. People won’t forget that, and it will be far worse if Pence chickens out now.

Old Modest Mouse albums are some of my favorite records ever made. The Pixies may have started the “loud, quiet, loud” sound, but early Modest Mouse perfected it. Here’s one of my favorites.

Prepared speeches for questions about specific policies? It’s definitely not because she um... prepared. It’s the podium that fed her liberal baby killing articulate talking points. Obviously.

“Remember Gerald Ford?” was met with a silent unspoken “no.”

What the Blizzard PR dude said was absolutely correct. If there is consistently a group of vocal racists that populate any hobby, people aren’t going to take it seriously. That’s what I never understood about gamergate. Do you want gaming to have “journalistic integrity?” If so, at least stop dragging the entire…

I used to have a slightly less extreme version of what ASN is talking about in high school. When I left my hometown and went to college, I just thought to myself, “why not just try to be myself and see if more people like me.” It worked like a charm. I’m 29 and married now, but I had girls calling me hot in…