I hate to say it, but the guy who threw the first punch deserves to get his ass kicked. Stop getting physical about athletes that could not give a fuck less about you. They’d love to leave Chicago to live in fucking Miami and play for the Dolphins. And the city of Miami is a shithole.

It should be noted that you can buy the skins with coins unlike the summer update. They are pricey though. 3000 per skin.

If you didn’t watch until the end, I strongly suggest you do. “Why don’t you ask Bill Clinton that?” You can take the girl out of Arkansas but you can’t take the Arkansas out of the girl.

I don’t know what he expected after seeing Trump’s performance in the primaries. Hitching your wagon to a racist, sexist, pretty-much-everything-ist was a shitty move. People won’t forget that, and it will be far worse if Pence chickens out now.

Old Modest Mouse albums are some of my favorite records ever made. The Pixies may have started the “loud, quiet, loud” sound, but early Modest Mouse perfected it. Here’s one of my favorites.

Prepared speeches for questions about specific policies? It’s definitely not because she um... prepared. It’s the podium that fed her liberal baby killing articulate talking points. Obviously.

“Remember Gerald Ford?” was met with a silent unspoken “no.”

What the Blizzard PR dude said was absolutely correct. If there is consistently a group of vocal racists that populate any hobby, people aren’t going to take it seriously. That’s what I never understood about gamergate. Do you want gaming to have “journalistic integrity?” If so, at least stop dragging the entire…

I used to have a slightly less extreme version of what ASN is talking about in high school. When I left my hometown and went to college, I just thought to myself, “why not just try to be myself and see if more people like me.” It worked like a charm. I’m 29 and married now, but I had girls calling me hot in…

VR. I’m 29. Despite how awesome everyone says it is, I refuse to put shit on my face, but I’m the kind of guy who hates 3D movies. Give me a screen that’s not physically attached to me and get off my lawn.