thank god humans aren’t dogs

Barry Sanders just told me that he wanted to punch you in the face and then he was going to act like hes been there before by throwing you a tampon to clean up your pussy blood

Dear Michael Harriot,

I don’t get this whole race thing when it comes to Cam. Players like Odell Beckham (prior to the Carolina game) and Julio Jones share high marketability. Even AP redeemed himself this year, you don’t see the fans attacking him. And, we were all rooting for Von Miller to knock out in Cam during the Super Bowl. So,…

I don’t get this whole race thing when it comes to Cam. Players like Odell Beckham (prior to the Carolina game) and Julio Jones share high marketability. Even AP redeemed himself this year, you don’t see the fans attacking him. And, we were all rooting for Von Miller to knock out in Cam during the Super Bowl. So, tell…