Also I need to post this picture any time hot dogs are ever mentioned.

Can my dog compete? She would put this lady to shame.

YES. Exactly this.

I feel like this is what happens next.

YOU HAVE NO COOKIES AND NO FRIENDS.

And then I start crying.

Do you have her voice turned on? The screen says “indeterminate” but her voice goes into the cookie monster rant.

Story of my life!

This is the best and worst premise for a physics lesson.

...I was taking this so seriously for like almost the whole first paragraph.

My cousin’s grandmother was like this. She was highly judgmental of using medical intervention to treat my cousin’s leukemia. When my cousin died, she blamed my aunt for being a horrible mother and filling her daughter with poison. A year later, she (the grandmother) was diagnosed with leukemia as well. She refused…

SCIENCE BOX. There are so many possibilities! I think I’ll go with an autoclave “science box” if I ever meet her. Throw her in, turn it on, and let the science work its magic.

I’ve always been informed by medical professionals that pathological liars aren’t a thing. It’s always a symptom of something else, like a personality disorder.

From the time she was first born, she was always raised as being currently a 26 year old. It’s a parenting/life strategy.

Thank you! All hugs are appreciated.

We have actually had pretty similar experiences (I posted elsewhere on the thread). I have vulvodynia and unprovoked vulvar vestibulitis (so I hurt constantly). The only things that have worked for me reliably are opiates and gabapentin/pregabalin. Opiates have seriously given me my life back. I still can’t have sex,…

That’s awesome. Where I teach, the requirement is that they know we have a lymphatic system and that it contains lymph (they don’t need to know what lymph is, however). I saw the lesson used in previous years and I was just like LOL no, I’m fixing this.

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