I feel your pain, the narrative is the narrative. Sorry.

No shit. It’s a funny visual. And the idiots in the story reminded me of the funny scene from the funny movie.

Nothing, if you’re on The Price is Right.

The Spurs are a “very difficult contestant”?

Yikes.

I guarantee Tebow is 5 times the man you are Drew.

Where are the two dashes of Tabasco sauce, infidel?

I wish I had a camp.

Baghdad International or GTFO.

Adults who treat Easter eggs hunts like a compitition are the fucking worst. Your special snowflake baby Apsen/Dakota isn’t going to be upset they don’t have the most eggs especially since their main hobby is shitting and drooling.

This is an insane thing to think and type, and you should feel bad for having done so.

Morons are gonna make a huge shit storm about the shot clock. There are three reasons why they shouldn’t:

So an RGIII signed football is basically a 21st century smallpox blanket.

I just watched Syriana again last night on Netflix. It does a better job at analyzing warfare than any of these propaganda films, and there isn't even any combat in it.

Do you have an smart phone? Computer? Any electronic device? All made in China under horrid subhuman conditions. We're all in this shit together.

To have a real choice, it must an informed choice. Tony Dorsett played in the 70's and 80's. He didn't agree to die for your entertainment.

Signing with Buffalo completes, the final punishment given by the NFL.