Nah, you ARE a stick in the mud. Make no mistake.

It's the second most disturbing dog I've ever seen.

Seconded. HQ Co., 7th Marines here. Generation Kill is dead-on.

Considering deceased cast members here ...

Cleveland may be a shitty place to work, but the joke is on him, because most of its residents are unemployed.

Here's the thing that all the Paterno corpse fellaters fail to appreciate: Paterno could have ended this whole thing with one phone call. No, not to the cops or the school administration; to the media. You want justice in this country while maintaining your reputation? You call a fucking journalist and tell them…

I always despised "Joe Pa" and his bogus "big man on campus" schtick, with the cutesy little house within walking distance from the field and the whole bullshit cult thing. Paterno was a mentally disturbed weirdo too cowardly to ever press himself beyond PSU. Watching him dodder around for the last ten years of his…

My reaction wasn't quite as entertaining. I stood up, walked over to the tv and turned it off because I knew they were gonna lose. Tbh I'm not even sure I've watched a full Vikings game since, that game killed my interest in my home town team.

This is why I find the Favre vs Rodgers debate ridiculous, it was always a matter of time before Favre would go out there and be "the ol' gunslinger" and lose the game for his team.

No sympathy for the Vikings fan wearing a Favre jersey.

ALSO: 36 people have played Chief Illiniwek between 1926 and 2007. By dint of human biology, a not-insignificant portion of those motherfuckers has to be dead. So how big is this "Council of Chiefs" that keeps the tradition alive? The whole thing seems sad and masturbatory.

Chief Illiniwek will perform at halftime on Jan. 9 when the Tuscola Warriors play the Sullivan Redskins:

The game is between teams called the Redskins and the Warriors. Not surprising that they don't see a problem with Chief Illiniwek.

What kind of performance are we talking about here? Is he going to wander around the court looking for the clue he doesn't have?

How is this happening? Because it's Central Illinois. That's how it's happening. Source: Central Illinoisan

Why did I click on Eisen's remarks? Just terrible to hear the news, especially from the guy I associate with Stuart Scott the most. Unreal. And try as he did, Eisen almost made it through the whole thing all together.

SEC! SEC! SEC!!!

This was a Stalin v Hitler matchup, no one wins.