Bam. This is a playset.

ALSO: 36 people have played Chief Illiniwek between 1926 and 2007. By dint of human biology, a not-insignificant portion of those motherfuckers has to be dead. So how big is this "Council of Chiefs" that keeps the tradition alive? The whole thing seems sad and masturbatory.

Chief Illiniwek will perform at halftime on Jan. 9 when the Tuscola Warriors play the Sullivan Redskins:

The game is between teams called the Redskins and the Warriors. Not surprising that they don't see a problem with Chief Illiniwek.

What kind of performance are we talking about here? Is he going to wander around the court looking for the clue he doesn't have?

How is this happening? Because it's Central Illinois. That's how it's happening. Source: Central Illinoisan

Why did I click on Eisen's remarks? Just terrible to hear the news, especially from the guy I associate with Stuart Scott the most. Unreal. And try as he did, Eisen almost made it through the whole thing all together.

SEC! SEC! SEC!!!

This was a Stalin v Hitler matchup, no one wins.

OSU fans will claim this obviously demonstrates they "deserved" to be in the playoff and not understand that no one thinks they weren't a good enough team to beat the top teams in the nation on any given day. The problem we have with them being invited is that on another given day they lost to a 7-6 Virginia Tech by…

You have seen New Orleans, right? If ever there was a proverbial septic tank of a city, New Orleans is it.

FSU showed their complete lack of class. They not only got beat, they quit. They capped it off with most of the team walking to the locker room instead of meeting Oregon on the field after the whistle. No class. A well-deserved ass kicking.

80% of the team did not go out to shake hands

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

It's only a coincidence, but this is also how they tried to resuscitate that parrot Barry's kid microwaved.

Welcome to the club.

No way, you say? He stepped on Rodgers's ankle with his right leg and then proceeded to take another step back to step on Rodgers's calf, coincidentally the same calf that Rodgers injured earlier in the game.

He's a legit sociopath. Listen to him speak and it's obvious he's an intelligent, charming guy; the vicious cheap shots he delivers on the field are not "emotional in the moment" type altercations. He does that shit calmly and with intent.

The troll is strong with this one.

They filmed part of this right outside my hometown! Southern Illinois is a very creepy area.