This is a Spinal Tap song waiting to be written.

I went to law school with 100 people like this. Don't go to law school.

I think he meant what he wrote. I think you're missing the joke.

as a Badger alum I am going with the theory that we took a dive to get OSU in and help the B1G overall.

A real Longhorn would be overjoyed and wouldnt marry an Oklahoma asshole, you cunt.

What possible reason could there have been for re kicking that?

As someone who has lived in both states, I can assure you, it does not.

I'd say this tops the GOTY list so far.

As opposed to my Erection Cave.

Speaking of outrageous: why is Missouri ranked? Any college football team that loses to Indiana should automatically be ineligible for the rankings.

It's the refs fault. I mean, look at what he's wearing.

Also worth it for a pre-Twin Peaks Sherilyn Fenn.

It is absolutely scary that if the Badgers wanted to, they could have kept him in and gotten him 500. Easily.

Until the Badgers play Nebraska again

Looking forward to reading on the Nebraska message boards about how horribly they were treated in Madison. That seems to be their MO whenever they lose a road game: get humialated on the road, then accuse the host fans/city of war crimes so as to maintain moral superiority.

I love it that my team humiliates Nebraska on an almost regular basis.

If you can't get your guys to wrap up, especially when Gordon was eating them up like that I think there needs to be discussion about the coaches. But with that being said, on one of Gordon's early runs up the sidelines when Nebraska's defender put his shoulder down and made the hit, I'm pretty sure any other back…

Nebraska needs petition the Big 10 to take Wisconsin off their schedule.

just because you're filling in for burneko doesn't mean you need to write in his shitty style.

INTERVIEWER: Michael, you've really taken a shining to golf in retirement. Would I be correct in assuming that we'll be seeing you a lot out on the golf course?