We're suffering from anthem creep. Why am I expected to rise and remove my cap for a song that isn't our national anthem? Because it's patriotic? How about "My Country 'Tis of Thee?" Ten years from now, we'll be standing for Lee Greenwood and Toby Keith. Fuck that.

This is the first documented case of an old person moving from Tampa Bay to Chicago.

Or you know maybe the district is using this as a sign that high school sports are bullshit and kids should be going to school to I dont know LEARN and not beat the living shit out of other kids for a 1 in a million shot at a scholarship at some college.

JJ Watt; because he got so bored of getting astronomical sack numbers only to see his team still losing, he thought "Fuck it. I guess I gotta be the only one to put points on the board."

The only way he could treat that kid worse is if he sent him up in a rickety lift during swirling winds to film practice.

I enjoy seeing Michigan getting the shit kicked out of them as most sane people do, but how in the hell does Brady Hoke leave Shane Morris in the game after he takes numerous awkward/clearly painful hits to the same leg and then gets destroyed on an uncalled targeting hit? He was dazed, hurt, and hobbling around, and…

Brady Hoke just put a guy with a fucking concussion back in the game for a play. Dear lord I know it's terrible when someone loses their job, but only a truly awful person devoid of any apathy would do something like that. I hope this is a with-cause firing and he isn't given a goddamn cent as part of being released…

Congrats to the coach for outsmarting children.

Him Yelling EXECUTE!!! makes this all the more sadder. Execute what? What are you teaching and learning from this?

So sick of this shit, especially with kids.

This is awesome. So ... what would be the modern equivalent? Picturing Jack White singing "Ba da da da daaaaah, I'm lovin' it!"

they had Snyder's correct tail number for the jet, exact angle in the elevator matching Rice video and countless native American references; it was pure genius

Tonight South Park successfully GOT :

Great episode. South Park is no longer a show that can put out greatness every week. But when they do achieve it, they tend to make it very, very memorable. Tonight was a good example of that.

Cornwell also says Carroll claimed her client's sexual encounter had to be rape, because she would never sleep with a "black boy." Fact is … the alleged victim's boyfriend at the time was black. The criminal case fell apart, partly because the alleged victim had semen from 2 different men on her shorts.

To be fair, when you look at some of the shit associated with other teams, and even other levels of the sport (Jameis Winston, Steubenville, etc...), an argument can be made that almost any support for football is ethically questionable.

You know what? If they were just honest, and said "What Adrian Peterson did was terrible. We've talked with him, and he understands why what he did was unacceptable, and he agrees that he won't do it again. He understands why we need to suspend him for [x] number of games. However, he's never caused a distraction…

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

He'll never have to broad-jump, or run around little orange cones, or run 40 yards in a straight line without pads on, either, but he didn't seem to have an issue with them.