Apparently you don’t wanna hurt that friend’s fee fees. However, I’d argue they lost the privilege of having their fee fees considered when they decided to pitch a scam to me.

Were it about her wanting to go back to school, or maybe take up yoga or even if she was genuinely interested in changing careers, totally. I would be an extreme bag of dicks for shutting her down.

For when he inevitably signs with the Jets:

Still sticking with that color rush mascot, though.

There must be a sweet spot on the spreadsheet where cutting games is offset by increased viewership and higher CPMs for radio/TV ads. If not 6-8, maybe it’s 3-5.

He said people, not semi-sentient cow turds.

I fear that this amazing team-effort by Michigan post-plane crash will give Jim Harbaugh terrible, terrible ideas for team building.

That is a great game on tapp.

I would totally leak it, but I feel like that would be unfair to all these NCAA executives who work so hard all year (for mere hundreds of thousands of dollars in some cases) to make sure that every single one of these kids preserve their sacred amateur status and the money goes exactly where it belongs: to the adults…

did you see who we made president or

I’m waiting for the photos of Cousins wandering around Wegmans with his dog, both of them wearing Toronto Argonauts swag.

Even as a hetero dude, I think it’s time for them to go. Most of the time I never know where they are on the field. And all the “hype” work is done by the shiny lights and loud music.

Kirk appeal personally to Dan Snyder, but Snyder, uncomfortable with being thought of as a person, ignored the request.

Why does he look a high school English teacher that just told all of his students to climb on their desks and throw their books in the trash?

No no, I think you need to read it again slower. It’s satire, hu. S-A-T-I-R-E. How dare you suggest that HamNo has his head so far up his own ass that he is willfully missing the point in order to prove how funny and woke he is?

Yes, my opinion exactly. I’m a woman and got silence at a family gathering when I repeated an internet comment I admired that Kellyanne Conway was “swamp Barbie.’ Everyone ridicules right wing men, i.e., McConnell as a turtle, Steve Bannon’s picture on Time Mag as hate oozing from the inside out. That was all ok. …

Not cool to criticize here based on her appearance? Yeah, fuck that noise. The woman is a creature, hellbent on making the lives of millions sheer misery while she gets to lie her ugly ass off on TV, jumps on the White House furniture with her pumps on, and is part of the chorus of imbeciles who claim “political…

Yup, meanwhile Ashton is doing amazing work to end sex trafficking and child pornography.

You have to admit, though, that cutting a hamburger in half is pretty prissy. AND it smooshes the bun.