He wears Exclusively Lacoste polos.

I think you should keep the fact that you watched that as a dark, dark secret you cry about at night.

Sleep on the toilet. Only way to be sure. Or work on those kegels.

also any time someone asks me for book recs i basically forget every book i ever read and sound like a complete fucking moron

Books? Who reads books? Show me the new TV shows!

A+ 100% gold star DING DING DING

I don't think so at all. The physical burden of the mattress is strenuous, sure. But think of how walking in with a mattress will disrupt every class she goes to. How much room it takes up in an elevator. How it will slow/block traffic on a stairwell. Hell, how many people will be made uncomfortable by asking…

I have a big space in my heart for this fan base 1) because, as a spectrum-y gal myself, I'm down with any community that lets people get weird about a shared obsession together, 2) the way they subvert heteronormativity, and 3) that the whole thing it is a great example of "radical self-acceptance," a deeply-held…

Clearly, when it comes to this guy's personality, there's groom for improvement.

"Everything they're about now is from the head down. It has nothing to do with their brains or their hearts."

Even when the Foxford Wives try to have a coherent message, they fuck it up spectacularly.

Well, if they're looking for them on a map that might be part of the problem.

i think flowbee actually thinks it's LITERALLY every white man. i bet that's it. i bet that is exactly what she's saying.

you can still do it, IT WILL BE IRONIC. BITCHES LOVE IRONY.

You could be No Requisite Spare...?

I have looked at the "If someone is passed out they're not even WITH you consciously! so WITH Implies consent." tweet in every way possible and I cannot fathom what he means. At first I gave him the benefit of the doubt and took it to mean that what he's saying is that if you're unconcious, you're not "with" someone,…

My teenage son brought a friend home that was completely high on something. I feed anyone who comes into my house and we were having baked shrimp (in shell) and grits. Poor fella tried to act normal and talked up a storm but the fact that he ate the shrimp shells gave him away.

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I feel you, and totally see where you're coming from- buuuuut.