Craig is hilarious, he got me during Knocked Up when he played a body guard.

and it was produced by Scott Storch, who was mildly obsessed with Paris and redid his entire backyard pool area after having just finished a remodel because Paris said she didn't like it.

I think you're right.

Can I just say, if you watch it with the captions on it just says "EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE" for the whole scene...pretty much just as disturbing as actually listening to it

Yeah, people say that, but as soon as you send one, everybody freaks out.

Whenever some dude like this snares a baffling number of amazing, beautiful women, I just assume they massage the clitoris during sex.

Billy Corgan and Tila Tequila freaked me out more than him with Jessica Simpson. Oh Billy I've loved you since the mid 90s when I was an angsty teen listening to "Mellon Collie" and "Adore" in my three disc stereo system on shuffle, but the 2000s were not kind to you. You made some horrible decisions then.

Is he holding a gun? Is this an infamous snapshot taken before an assassination?

He always looks to me like the actual physical personification of how patchouli smells.

Finally blue hair gets its day. Everything's coming up Milhouse!

MY SERVER KEPT COMING BY TO FILL MY DRINK. GOD! DON'T THEY HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO? AND MY FOOD WAS TOO HOT. I MUST USE THIS FORUM TO MAKE MY COMPLAINT.

BUT THERE WAS SO MUCH MAYO. I DEMAND YOU RELEASE MY LONG, RAMBLING, UNFUNNY STATEMENT ABOUT SAID EVENT FOR ALL TO SEE.

There really is a special place in hell for people who tell you to cook omelettes in plastic bags

So she calls Obama gay, because Michelle is trans. I've seen people defending this as a joke, but it really is a terrible joke. It's based on the ideas that 1) being trans is inherently a negative, secret thing and 2) men who are attracted to trans women are gay. It's really a hat trick of anti-Obama, homophobia, and…

lyk dis if u cry evrytime

I can't help but love these kinds of stories, even though they're fake. I blame my childhood obsession with Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.

Dat's nufin

Sorry but lacing and corseting type embellishment on clothing always looks tacky as fuck to me. It might be Dior, but it looks like some straight up DEB or Rave or 5-7-9 shit, IMO.

U G L Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, yeah yeah, you ugly!