How the fuck is there a bag worth $100k? Who pays $100k for a purse? Is it carved from a fucking diamond or something? Someone needs to be robbed, clearly.

Okay, I was laughing at the really outraged comment (EASY ON THE PUNCTUATION!!!!!!!!!!) but then I watched the ad. And as someone who took dance since she was 4, no, this woman doesn't look like a dancer. I'm not exactly outraged to the point of giving myself a hernia, but it does seem like they could've found someone…

Instagram is what I thought - like she looks so good with insta filters, but IRL she is just dorky.

NASA's new plan - put lady butts in space.

Fuck everything about those assholes. I would want to kick their buttocks up amongst their shoulder blades if I was there.

Not all drones.

Here's what I heard is gonna happen.

Don't listen to the haters. Keep digging and compiling, I beg of you, please. I am emotionally invested in this and I need updates. I need a support group.

My favorite part was about the great looking guys. I've been fat and I've been thin. I actually attracted better looking guys when I was fat. She's right. It's the not-so-great looking guys that think they should be with super models.

But some moms can be Linda Belcher.

Not ALL women fight tho, pls clear that up

probably made by that one person who tends to do that for some reason.

This person sounds fictitious. Did you make them up?

I know it's not a very nice opinion, but people who have sex in public are some of my least favorite people in public.

AGREED! He always gave me the heebee jeebees (can't seem to spell check this), ever since Wedding Crashers, where I felt he played a preppy psychopath ENTIRELY too well. I could never get on board with the Bradley Cooper bandwagon as a result.

You're looking at the upper body?

Thank you Mark, you just salvaged my day single-handedly.