Dear Little La.,

Sexual mummy, you say?

All cute, but Hugh is just so smooth. Good thing I am very mature and know how to watch something like this while maintaining my outward air of cool sophistication.

This just cured both my sore throat and my depression.

I love Bob Dylan, but can we all agree that "Just Like a Woman" is a creepy love song and an even creepier euology song?

You forgot the one about egomaniac fashion designer controlling most of the celebrities. He has great influence on Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Kanye West, Rihanna, Madonna and more. Jacobs is responsible for Miley's shocking new image. Read more details at:THE conspiracy of the century!

Me too.

Sometimes I feel genuine only child kinship with Kanye, and this is one such moment.

Don't worry. Kim took him out for ice cream afterward.

Who's ready to zipline?

Oh god oh man I can't wait to see this movie! I've been excited about it ever since I saw the first trailer however long ago. (Too bad I don't know anyone that would want to see this with me.)

Willfully mispronouncing Beyonce's name like that is SUCH a microaggression (well probably not so micro). Basically he's saying that he will identify her as he pleases, in the context of a guy who understand French inflections but will not accept a different interpretation of the sound in reflection of her own…

I'm sure he has tons of good olive oil around from celebrity gift baskets, he saves the crisco for birthday sex.

EVOO is pretty good in a pinch for some oily fun.

I'm on the side of the fence that firmly believes Franco is having a good laugh at all of us with these semi-trolly social media stunts.

Speak for yourself. I collect movies, and can say without a doubt that Netflix does not compare to Blu-ray in terms of quality - which is something that matters greatly to me. What happens if Steam (somehow) goes down permanently? All your money spent on digital games that do not physically exist will go down the…

I don't think anyone could have played her more perfectly than Poehler

And Hugh Grant didn't have to get blow jobs from street prostitutes, but he did.

And, instead, we should talk about his great co-star, who is currently out-shining Franco on-stage (if not in the annals of Lohan) - Chris O'Dowd.