Come on now! Everyone knows that crazy girls are the best in bed and the most likely to hook up with everyone always. And crazy is as crazy does, so Ms. Silver Linings Playbook is obviously the best choice for a casual airport fuck-a-thon.

I need to talk about my Jake Ballard feelings because I CANNOT FIGURE HIM OUT. He's like a level 5 creeper but he seems to genuinely like Olivia but maybe he's an assassin? Maybe I'd have a clearer picture if I wasn't staring at his mouth every time he's on screen.

This had better mean "bitch" in the "bad bitch" sense because ABBY IS THE BEST.

I guess to me her facial features don't look all that different. Her mouth has changed because she's smiling and so have her eyes. In terms of shape, they don't seem too altered to me.

I don't know what it says about me that I didn't even notice the hair/skin lightening. Ugh/yikes to both me and the designers. You also make a very good point re: her hairstyle and I didn't even think about it so touche, and thanks!

Well, at least Belle looks mostly the same save for the HORRENDOUS flower applique they put on her dress. Plus her gloves were better before.

This is the crown jewel of all elevator scenes in film history and I'm not being hyperbolic.

Ok, that's also me when I'm totally normal sometimes. Other people's raucous joy can be REALLY grating in some circumstances. I feel you.

Her ability to be deeply genuine and simultaneously outrageously hilarious is proof to me that humor doesn't have to be mean or cheap. She is roll-on-the-floor funny BUT ALSO so eloquent and heartfelt. It's the best combination.

I suppose I did use the term in the loosest sense possible...They look like they fully-covered her butt though, which is a rarity in my experience!

GO HOME MADONNA. G'lord. I am way more irritated with that news blurb than I should be but come the fuck on.

Seconded. Vigorously.

Even as an adult, R.L. Stine has found a way to creep me all the way out and around the corner. GOOD SHOW, OL' CHAP.

I can only assume this is a trophy for excellence in spider levitating.

I'll join the chorus.

For some reason songs during any sort of retro-themed hour ALWAYS get me! Almost nothing else makes me realize my age but hearing songs where they shouldn't be freaks me out.

They played "Baby Boy" by Sean Paul and Beyonce on the Throwback Lunch Hour on the radio and I said nothing. But this I just can't deal with.

This is amazing! When the troops do stuff like this (I think a group of them did Single Ladies a while ago..?) it makes me giggle and also fall in love.

There is literally no way for me to remain in a bad mood when I watch that ridiculous Zac Efron video. I bet if I saw it in February 2010 I wouldn't have been hospitalized for a suicide attempt.*

I read your comment and thought to myself "There's no way..." and then I clicked and by golly I think you are correct. He's a little bit Waldorf-y in the face. This apartment must be the price of one's soul.