It’s called the $500 Jeep because every time he fixes it, it needs at least $500 in parts.

I would have thought it would be something like, drill rivets off vin plate, insert other Jeep, installation is the reverse of disassembly

This is epic. Such great effort and help that you got — this is my favorite project so far. And even better that you came back alive, which was not 100% guaranteed.

But... but...

I have often said that I’m not willing to take on someone else’s project.

This looks like some kind of monstrosity that explodes upon launch in Kerbal Space Program. 

With that propane tank stuck out front like a warhead, are we sure this isn’t some stealth highway suicide bombers ride - a Kamikaze GT40?

Looks like ass, doesn’t actually have one. No dice, crack price!

You have to be kidding... $18 large for this cobbled together, unfinished, propane-powered beast. The only thing he finished was the headlight covers, with a hardware-store full of screws. Why does the first interior shot look like it was taken in 1955? CP.

Which part of any of this was caused by, or shows, a lack of character on Ballentine’s part?

The thing about Mike Francesa is that he will say the same thing at least 15 times in a single segment. In a single segment, that is, he will say the same thing 15 times. 15 times. The same thing. 15 times. That’s really the thing. Saying the thing. 15 times. He says it. 15 times. Really, just listen to him. If you…

The kid is an honor roll student! Just because he’s black doesn’t mean he’s up to no good you racist fuck Francesa.

“You know, I’ve been a big fan of the theater for a long time. And for him to come along and do this to Ford’s Theater, is embarrassing. The worst part is that this theater is now a laughing stock and that’s sad.”
Mike Francesa (April 15, 1865)

Why cities never went after outside council to negotiate with sports teams representatives is just so crazy to me. Like, if Detroit didn’t give “Mr. I” half of their annual revenues to build a new stadium did they think the Red Wings, an Original Six team, were just going to up and leave Detroit? Maybe they’d leave…

“Refusing to pay ransoms or to make other concessions to terrorists is, clearly, the surest way to break the cycle, because if kidnappers consistently fail to get what they want, they will have a strong incentive to stop taking hostages in the first place. There is empirical evidence to support this.”

What else are they gonna do while the bus-driver stops to smoke some meth at the truck-depot......?

All the same to me.

Huh, I always thought the dumb kids sat at the back of the bus, but maybe the back of the bus makes dumb kids.

Never change.