In N. Korea, the “training requirements” are: you’ll run in step, or we’ll execute every member of your family until you get it right.

“It’s never a good look to have a dictator rolling around in a Mercedes.”

Dictators LOVE Mercedes. The 600 Grosser was especially popular.

The SALVD in the VIN clearly refers to the salve you’ll need for your bunghole if you pay $53,000 for this abomination.

All 8,000 miles were at night so the owner couldn’t be identified driving this disaster. CP unless you work night shift.

The legendary reliability of Land Rover with the added benefit of touchscreen electronics and a convertible roof?

CP at any price.

Infants these days! They act so entitled. None of them work, they expect their parents to feed them, clothe them and wipe their asses.

Do not have a baby. First, they’re expensive and almost always negative ROI. Second, they’re passé, so 1971.

8. See my grandparents while I’m still alive.

Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.

The Hurricanes have a mascot pig?

My neighbors and I don’t know each other too well, so I’m looking forward to spending the next HOA meeting explaining why screaming “FUCK DON CHERRY” at midnight here in NC was totally apropos.

1. The Supreme Court has nothing to say about it? Not even if they reeeeeeealy like beer???

Then we fight Pence.

Should be a high crime cooking steak to well done and eating it with ketchup if you are over 5 years old.

I’m still putting my money on Team Natural Causes 2020.

Couple of points for Orange Foolious:

The economy is starting to turn on him. Gas prices are rising and the housing sector is starting to fall apart. He will blame anyone but himself.

Not sure if it’s an excuse, but they spent the last 2 years not being in control of either house of congress and the white house.