I’m still in disbelief that we’re apparently issuing governmental policy via 140 characters on a third-party private service.

I woke up to the AP alert about his “locked and loaded” comment and immediately wanted to crawl back into bed. Someone, anyone, for the love of God, TAKE HIS FUCKING PHONE AWAY!! I would really like to not be lead into a nuclear war because of fucking twitter. Jesus H Christ. These emotional and petulant man babies…

If you’re gonna move to our neighborhood, you’re gonna conform to our way of life. Not the other way around.

and gluten, dairy and sugar free for no real reason

God they’re vile.

I can’t. I can’t make jokes about this, or find it funny, or think “oh jeez THIS guy” or any of that fucking bullshit. Because at the end of the motherfucking day, I am raising my daughter in a world that is REGRESSING instead of PROGRESSING in terms of women’s rights and that makes me fucking sick to my stomach. It…

As a recovered alcoholic I can say please get medical help if you stop drinking. I had to be hospitalized three days before going to rehab to prevent this. Don’t be ashamed, and don’t think you can automatically do it on your own.

If they’re trying to convince me that he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s and the only person who can manage him is his daughter, they’re failing. Miserably.

Lord, please don’t let those blessed children share a birthday with Donald Trump.

I take issue with the usage of “mentally disabled”. I have Asperger’s and poor social skills, but I sure-as-shit could out visually-systematically-spatialize anything more completely than an overwhelming majority of humans. I’m not mentally disabled because I don’t give a shit about other people in public/small talk.…

The song has aged like fine wine, but the video looks ridiculous. Except for the part where she’s covered in gold paint, which I love, it’s one of those videos that’s a victim of a technology that was probably revolutionary at the time (the water splashing all over), but now looks like a child drew it with crayons.…

C’est un homme who doesn’t have le temps for your merde, Donald.

Second white supremacist to kill random people in a week, zero TV coverage. If Muslims had randomly killed some white people in attacks less than a week apart, wall to wall cable news coverage, no?

I also hate buying clothes online, because I’ve got fairly big honkers and a generally lumpy body.

Go fuck yourself. From deep down in the bottom of my very own whiteness, go fuck yourself.

Spotted in Chicago

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Shut up.