This car is so sexy I want to text it awkwardly for a few days before driving around with it for like 30 minutes deciding on where to eat and then slowly lose communication with it after dinner until I see it again a few months later when it’s somehow engaged

Because having a hockey team is the best of times and the worst of times?

Great article!

And with the right British car, you don’t even need to push a button!

Thanks to that video, I now know what it would look like if someone had a massive diarrhea explosion on a 1,975 foot water slide.

I don’t think dad’s gonna be too broken up about this one.

How did you miss Slow Ride?

If it is peer hosted, then it makes sense.

Come at me, bro!

This one has to be up there.

Clearly he was uncomfortable sitting in the saddle with such huge balls.

Damn! Well I guess I need to get a snowboard, some oaklies, shorts longer than my knees, a flat brimmed hat, bleach my hair and ask people to call me something like brodie, turbo or c-bass because I really like those trucks

Umm, I’m pretty sure that’s my name up there.

5 minutes of frustrated grunting followed by an hour of crying?

It was very much not a bug. It was a deliberate feature, presumably dreamed up after a night of heavy drinking. Took them a long time to decide to change it.

Down perishcope, shtarbord shixteen degreesh.

Impreshive