This car is so sexy I want to text it awkwardly for a few days before driving around with it for like 30 minutes deciding on where to eat and then slowly lose communication with it after dinner until I see it again a few months later when it’s somehow engaged

Because having a hockey team is the best of times and the worst of times?

So can you walk normally or do you have to have a special apparatus carry your junk for you?

Little did you know, the author of this post is hacking your computer right now!!!!

Linus’ later years were consumed by a desire for vengeance against terrorists.

$500 buys a lot of microfiber towels!

If you balk at the Swiffer’s price and refills, just pop a microfiber towel into the handle. works a treat ,and you can launder them forever. Cheap and cheerful.

Great article!

And with the right British car, you don’t even need to push a button!

Thanks to that video, I now know what it would look like if someone had a massive diarrhea explosion on a 1,975 foot water slide.

Either I’ve grossly underestimated the distance to Pluto or there’s something wrong with this sentence.

while the seventh can detect seven kinds of narcotics

I don’t think dad’s gonna be too broken up about this one.

How did you miss Slow Ride?

If it is peer hosted, then it makes sense.

Cars kill 30,000 Americans every year, so I’m not sure about your claim that “a car is safe if it is respected.” Lots of people die in cars through no fault of their own, much like fireworks.

Come at me, bro!

Clearly he was uncomfortable sitting in the saddle with such huge balls.