“Work had.”

I had a 7.25% grad school loan on a 15-year term that I paid off in a little over 1 year. Many of my classmates immediately bought a BMW/Mercedes/Audi and took a trip around the world to celebrate graduation. This is a common thing for MBA, Law and Med grads to do (I’m one of these).

No one’s saying you need all this to go on a backpackign trip for two night. But, go climb a serious peak in the Himalaya, in November, and this is absolutely the level of gear that everyone there will have. It’s actually pretty minimal by those standards.

Let us all shed one collective tear for you.

Everyone also ought to “mutilate” their fish, instead of cleaning them.

Boiling lobsters won’t be “cooking” them.

Can’t take photos anymore, either. Or capture, or snap. Guess you’ll have to “make” them, exclusively.

Or maybe, just maybe, it’s not political speak. Maybe “take” is the actual term, and words can have…

I am so glad my state (WA) outlaws daily fantasy, because the only thing more insufferable than a dipshit 12 on Sunday would be a dipshit 12 who had nothing but Seahawks on his Draftkings team.

They knew it would piss you off.

somebody put a blade through that mask before he gets his stupid music box out

How many calories do you think I’ll save from blotting an entire pizza?

Thank you for saying that so I don’t have to.

Really? It would really turn me on to see your girl watching porn and masturbating.

I definitely didn’t let the fact that I do it daily get in the way of our sex life, but it still bothered her. Honestly, most of the time it was just because she wasn’t home. We, as adults should be able to do, expressed our concerns with each other and made our individual cases. She told me when I masturbated it made…

you sound like a prize. how dare your woman try to have an orgasm on her own—that’s your job! *eye roll*

Your sex life must be booooooring.

I have never, ever understood people upset by porn/masturbation. Unless it’s like, illegal yucky porn or at an addiction level where it’s actually taking too much time out of one’s day, why care?

His? Is that supposed to be a dude?

And hopefully any life that’s up there hasn’t gotten so entitled and uppity that it will only drink water after dumping one of those Dasani flavor packets in there first.

tender nutsack slaps

You could write a whole primer for people looking to get into the amateur porn world! These all had me laughing

“Film close-ups of penetration.”