For any piece of advice you will be able to find a completely opposite piece of advice.

I feel like there should be something about setting up the “rules” or “boundaries” within the sex acts as well. One partner may be cool with a threesome so long as their SO doesn’t kiss the extra person or maybe the only kind of penetration with the extra person is oral.

Couldn’t agree with you more on these. Grew up near Rocky Mountain NP myself so I know what you mean. I also recommend not starting at trail heads off the main road, even one just a half mile off the main thoroughfares means less crowded trailheads (for when parking is scarce) and less people on the trails. They’re…

Thanks for the tips! I think going early probably applies to most of these places, too.

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

This one time I walked in on my husband and some hooker going at it in the back of his van. They were doing some freaky stuff and had this dildo hard-wired through the seat or some crazy crap. What a bastard! I pulled out my gun and fired 8 shots. 6 shots put holes in the van and I have no idea where the other 2 went.

I’m still not quite sure how the adviser kept a straight face as he handed the ziploc bag with the dildo in it back to the customer.

Is cooking a sport...who cares.

I hate the word too. But it’s way better than “vagina fart.” Can we come up with a better one? Ploofs?

I kinda disliked it, until I loved Awkwafina’s Queef song. If you haven’t heard it, it will either kill you or heal you. :)

Our bodies know how to get rid of bad stuff- that’s why we create vomit and excrement.

DAVID SEDARIS IS A KING.

See....I love memoirs. I love biographies. I love non-fiction. I’m a non-fiction junkie. I fucking love anecdotes and real stories from interesting* people. So the memoir boom is like my literary wet-dream.

I just finished reading my first David Sedaris and I’m in love.

(*key word)

I was a network admin on a DoD installation. We said we monitored internet traffic, but we mostly just laughed at the fact that the most common google search was “Russian Mail Order Brides” dead serious.... The only times that we actually looked at your internet traffic was if someone was looking to find a reason to…

I did mechanical drafting, and then cartography. I would get all kinds of requests like: “please make a nice handprinted poster for such and such”. What??

My older brother (we were both teens) once reheated and ate a two-cup microwaveable container of what he thought was mashed potatoes and gravy, only to discover afterward that it was just gravy. He had diarrhea for several days and I laughed at him. It’s not as funny now that I see it written.

As a kid I was taught it was polite to eat everything your host puts in front of you. On a family trip to Boston when I was nine, I think, we went to a nice restaurant. The kind of place with great service. I drank a glass of water, and somebody was immediately there to refill it. I dutifully drained it. And it was…

Its not like we spend our day sifting through your web browsing history (okay, I might do it if I’m really really bored). In my experience it only comes up when your supervisor requests the information. So go ahead and surf. We are already blocking what we don’t want you to get to. But just make sure your surfing…

I hadn’t flown in anything small until a few years back when my wife and I drove up to Maine from NYC for a road trip to see the fall foliage. We were driving along by some lakes and we saw a small Cessna on floats by a small roadside dock, with a sign saying See The Lakes From The Air and a price, which was I wanna…