Throwing bricks night after night will mess up your shoulder.

The toughest thing about tearing your rotator cuff is that you then have to endure everyone else telling you about the time they tore their own rotator cuffs. Trust me I know. The reason I know this is that I tore my rotator cuff a few years back. Let me tell you about it. It was a long day at work. I was moving a…

Neighbor: So what do you do for fun, Gerry?

It's almost like people don't understand that cheese and crackers can be expanded beyond this.

If Kearse wanted to keep the ball, maybe he shouldn't have thrown it into the crowd.

First world problems are a bitch.

almost as funny as someone thinking there's a difference between Democrats and Republicans

Legalize it

His new number is too long to fit on it.

So the fraternity gets cleared of any wrong doing but STILL agrees to implement changes that could potentially prevent young people from being endangered, and Jezebelians STILL find a way to take exception to it...

I agree. Except for maybe Seattle or Green Bay.

Very interesting also how the local media appears to be parroting this sentiment. Just goes to show that as long as you have shitloads of money, as the 9ers owners do, you call the shots. People go along just to feel ok about the world...

Nine Other Weird Fast Food Rape, Murder, Violent Racism Commercial Campaigns:

So the moon guy is a rapist and racist because of a YTMND fad created 2 decades after the ads aired...?

Also, that's a loan with 58% interest.

Everytime someone writes another article about how the entire country is racist, whites are privileged, and "the system" is Fascist, it gives another young black man a reason to believe that he can't succeed in this country, and an entire race of people to blame for it. If you care about helping black people then why…

So when Billy Beane told Philip Seymour Hoffman he wanted that fucking Hatteberg at first base every god damn day, I guess he meant it.

To anyone wondering how this affects academics: UAB is the state of Alabama's largest employer. UAH is a research university with a huge impact for its smaller size. Both these schools are run exclusively by the Board of Trustees of the parent school in Tuscaloosa. Out of 18 trustees, zero of those went to UAH. …