“Hey kid, wanna try some EcoBoost?”

From my understanding there is no such thing as a cocaine “stash”. There is only enough for the night. Stash implies there will be some left over.

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White Silicon Valley Tech Millionaire Unaware He Is Already Part Of The American Elite

Limit 1 per Amazon account.

Limit 1 per Amazon account.

Holy freaking shitacular what the frigging crapfuckdickpiss did i just HOW

That’s... not actually him?? O_o

Nurses are the fucking worst.

I think so. I can’t imagine a situation in which we’d decide that an exclusive Xbox preview is more valuable to readers than the story of Microsoft sending out an Xbox prototype to a random customer.

Pretty crazy, right? The saddest thing is that this story would’ve been way bigger for Engadget than some nonsense exclusive preview that everyone would forget about after a day.

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

But Gawker has Gizmodo for phone coverage...

Can confirm.

I work for a publishing company. Our CEO started a speech, “If you don’t write stories or don’t sell ads, you’re overhead.” He was also building a mult-million dollar house in a market where most of our employees couldn’t afford the rent, and had neither written a story, nor sold an ad, ever. I was 34, and this is…

You should buy the newest one if you're going to buy one.

This article is amazing, mainly because between this and senior week you’ve printed more words then when you actually worked here

Second-best line: “You hate me and threaten me and want to fire me silence me and kill me for expressing my opinion on your boy, Colin Kaepernick.”

“I said I wanted crazy hot, not hot and crazy!”

You know no one is forcing you to read it, right? Unless someone IS forcing you to read it. In which case, blink twice.

I’d rather vote Zapp than Trump.