I’ve always wanted more games to let you play as non human antagonists. I want to be a fucking dragon man, not a dragon rider, but a DRAGON. Fly and bite and BURN. Half of the experience would be a flight simulator, just you and the clouds and occasionally some jebroni about to go meet the ground. I kind of hope VR…

I know man ... can’t lose any value on that corolla

PSA: Don’t use automated car washes. For any car.

Demonic.

Demonic.

this is the best response.

I[ve never had sex

I’ve done a decent amount of coding

“We’re on to dry erase boards.”

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

This is the one time Microsoft would love people calling the tablets iPads.

California has the world 6th largest economy. We produce the technology, the food, the entertainment, many opportunities for tourism and leisure. I’m not sure why we need the rest of the country. 

Hell this could be an awesome idea for a gated community, there are already golf course communities, communities with pools, tennis courts, etc... A community with a shared car shop with lifts, tools, and stuff would be an awesome place to live in.

Tell those people to move out so I can be his neighbor. I got a classic car and a bunch of tools.

Hey now, my parents paid in cas—

Yes, just like no one’s ever died in an unavoidable car accident. Because reality.

I wondered too!

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

The returner did Nazi her coming.

Title NEIN