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Bounty jokes aside, Payton would call that a bargain.

If he avoids Butch Johnson, he’ll be alright.

Blessed unto you be your many schniekies

Boo-MERRRRRRRRR!!

“Unqualified fuckstain amateur.”

I think that oughta go in your record as a positive achievement.

From a thousand million miles away, I can sense you’re sitting on your own, chewing on a bone.

The coach is in the third year of a six-year contract that pays him about $2.5 million annually.”

Buncha Know-Nothings, the lot of ‘em. Without taking sides, the Parties of Green and Silver alike need more Toleration.

Mary clearly Walks Alone. No doubt Cher’s thinking I hope you find it.

Lebron picks up his first foul for travelling.”

Yes, but did they call in Judith Regan?

Word. To make matters worse, he wastes so many good angles. Like the Dolph Lundgren resemblance, the LPGA haircut, or the time-honoured “I realise this might be a rather one-sided argument, as you weren’t much of a defender.”

By “original Bulgarian”, you of course mean “devout Mormon.

It’s the last deal Baltimore ever won.

Word. The term simply doesn’t pack the punch you’re looking for from an impactful statement.

FOOL! Of course they’ve got a plan; it’s in their British Virgin Islands head office.

Ducking it like he is in the UK, the dude’s just brazen and up front with it now. No inbox is safe.

Luke Heimlich: Nothing really matters, I throw 103