Counterpoint: Chipper Jones does is NOT fat love guns.

+1 George Harrison collaboration

I do wonder how “Wayne Chrebet” and “David Eckstein” would translate in various forks of the British Isles. Probably something like Landon Donovan or Robbie Keane.

“Doug, I saw two bikers in the front row having sex. How am I supposed to charge the net with that going on?”

You got to say goodbye to McReynolds and Jeffries the next year. ENTER: Bret Saberhagen and the bleach. Good times!

I’d elevate it to capital murder, but Rudy didn’t go all caps at any point of committing this heinous “oh, so justified” act.

Way to live up to the phrase “keep those hits coming”.

Agreed completely. Delly realized years ago that he can’t keep up with many an opponent’s speed in several situations at the NBA level (such as this example above), and he made his pact: I’m a viable NBA player only if I add horseshit tricks to my game. This isn’t a justification from me; it’s me acknowledging his…

+4 Dream of addication (CHORUS)

Somewhat Related Aside Dept: Wasn’t Byrne a Catholic school figure (teacher, principal, some related figurehead) in the very first Mary Catherine Gallagher skit?

NASCAR.

Love to see what Goldsberry can do with this, butt sample size is too small.

“That’s good advice!”

...then promptly vultures in to incorporates said League’s group stage roadkill.

“Ohhhh, that is one ripping good yard.”

Well your locomotive is certainly clear.

Broken Clock Right Twice Per Day Dept: I agree with a Kardashian.

+1 “I’m as shocked as you are” Bill Simmons joke.

Probably got a high-five from J.T. Snow to boot.

+1000 outdated “Schultz!!! He knows something” references from Boomer