Ha! “ragefart”

THANK FUCKING GOD for you! I thought I was the only one rage-stroking over that!

After all the shit he’s said publicly and Tweeted about Sessions, you’d think he’d take this opportunity to double down and be like “Yeah, he’s a fucking moron. But I didn’t say ‘Southerner!’”

Not to be a Marco Rubio defender, but how is it permissible for an unhinged ragefart like Alex Jones to put hands on a Senator, much less threatening physical violence. Shouldn’t security have bodyslammed Jones at that point?

I’ve spent the better part of my life dealing with eating disorders and I relate to sooo much of Jameela Jamil’s experience. Wish I could have heard her message when I was a kid/teen — I’ve spent most of my life in treatment and therapy to untwist my thinking and I’m still working at it. One thing I really appreciate…

6 and a 1/2 stone is 91 pounds

Try putting some bees in there.  Or a wasp nest or something.

I’ve tried saying the same thing about my penis, with mixed results.

I feel as though 145k is not nearly enough. It’s a paltry sum for hawking bullshit. In fact, one might even call it Paltr-ow-y.

Also.

Seriously. Plus, that was his money to squander, however he deemed fit. Fuck anyone who thinks his drug addiction is justification for denying him what was rightfully his.

So in the 10 months since the Go Fund Me was set up for Bobbitt, he would’ve spent roughly $5,000 on drugs.  Yeah that would’ve really been squandering the money compared to how well McClure and D’Amico managed it.

As a rule I don’t think it matters how someone Jewish was raised, but in her case I prefer to think that the fact that she was raised as a Mormon means she doesn’t count as one of us!

Oh, I don’t want their terrible, terrible deaths to be alone. I want them to die screaming for help, with someone easily capable of providing that help standing just out of reach, dispassionately watching them go.

What it means is...When you decide to place a paper bag on your head and then capture a young couple at some rest stop and then murder them.

I mean this when I say it:  fuck these shit fuckers. I hope they die terrible, terrible deaths, alone and screaming for help. 

Never forget:

I made it through her funeral without losing it, but this performance has made me break down in tears. You said it beautifully.

As a Floridian and a gillum voter, I am surprised and FUCKING ECSTATIC