Palestinian Mexican American.

I’m so distracted by his hotness. That’s all. 

I grew up in that white/blonde/blue eyed suburban America—and then I got the fuck out because it was boring as shit. 

Palestinian Mexican American. This is the America I know. When those morons start spouting off about America is white and blond/blue-eyed, all I can think is bish where are you from? And life must be boring as hell for you. And I’m glad I’m not from there, because I need more variety on where I am going to eat than…

Far and Away?

I’d also heard he has his own airship that he insists on flying as well:

Space octopus is mild. Try reading this (it’s so absurd it makes the foundational fairy tales of the Abrahamic religions seem almost logical):

You must be a “Suppressive Person”! No Xenu for you.

That’s far and away the dumbest thing I’ve heard today. Walking backwards is risky business. If he didn’t want the staff to see him when they delivered a cocktail, why didn’t he just have them come in with their eyes wide shut?

Tom Cruise is probably great at entering rooms backwards. 

It’s Melania’s head. It was replaced by a robot head years ago. 

It really isn’t, though. Lebowski’s reputation has improved by a huge degree since it came out. Rushmore was critically beloved when it first came out, and its rep hasn’t really diminished. Lebowski is probably more popular now, but they’re both pretty beloved sorta-cult objects. It’s not as if this defies years of…

The were pretty heroic. They also weren’t the norm in their society and a small minority.

The director of this film isn’t American, nor was it filmed in America. Perhaps people should refrain from assuming it’s about America.

What’s going on in America right now doesn’t resemble Nazi Germany in the slightest...aside from a leadership which loves dictatorial strongmen, has no regard for international treaties, an economy quickly turning to crap (trade wars don’t develop markets do they!) is belicose to a ridiculous level, socially…

This is a fascinating story, and one I’ve looked forward to being adapted for the screen.  My next big wish: A film adaptation of the Battle for Castle Itter, in which American and German soldiers fought side by side to defend the castle’s POWs against an encroaching unit of SS-men.  And if that weren’t enough, the…

I don’t trust fish. They breathe water… that’s crazy

Drinking an unhealthy amount of booze, running around in circles, losing articles of clothing along the way while yelling random nonsense with friends? We call that Friday Night ‘round here!

I’m still holding out hope for a spin-off called Furguson!