Bill Maher is trash.

From the full essay: Molly says...

He read as gay to 14 yo me and I was barely tracking things like that.

I thought the undercurrent was that Duckie was gay and trying too hard to prove that he wasn’t. I can’t imagine him having any real interest in her.

I grew up with the city version of this family. I made better choices. Never been pregnant. Never considered sex without birth control. Never did drugs. I’m not above those who make different choices. I just looked at my family and knew all those things would only make my life worse.

Beautiful piece Alecia and great photos Stephanie.

Her botox or nips and tucks aren’t looking too good, but she probably wasted a shit ton of money to look that awful. Her face could have paid for at least one class if not a whole grade’s new books.

I have never hoped for someone to die alone, in prison and flat broke more than I wish it for Donald Trump.

I might be more inclined to listen to a lecture about “bratty” people demanding more money and services than they deserve if it didn’t come from a face filled with thousands of dollars worth of Botox.

What are you talking about?

I’m not sure if Jared and Ivanka are aware that the Hyde amendment doesn’t permit federal funds to pay for abortions, and PP also survives on private donations.

I hope this never happens because I’m just one abortion away from a free FRO-YO on my PP punch card.

Do you think Ryan Reynolds actually sits down in costume for every Deadpool 2 ad spot

Plaintiff ought to ask for a hundred times that, with Jones allowed to get away with only $10MM if he makes an on-camera statement that says his show is a bunch of horseshit and that anyone who takes it seriously is a moron who needs psychiatric treatment.

Yep, my Rome fix has been satiated recently between him in this role and James Purefoy in Altered Carbon.

Aw, Brutus.

I first saw him in Rome and have loved him ever since. WAY less creepy than Randall!

Huh, I had no idea. I guess the z is a stand-in for some obsolete gaelic letter. The more you know.

Menzies is a Scottish surname and it’s pronounced sort of like “ming-gus”, as in Charles Mingus, the jazz musician.

I want to kiss his eye wrinkles. Typing that, I made even myself really uncomfortable, but it’s the truth. #noonecaresaboutmyladyboner