It’s totally his fault.

It’s not his fault, really, but Rick Santorum is the smarmiest-looking dude this side of Joel Osteen. He could be the intellectual love child of Ta-Nehisi Coates and Pope Francis and I’d still want to cold-cock him just for looking the way he does.

That screenshot is EVERYTHING.

ding ding ding!

An insult to catcher’s mitts. And probably hepatitis.

I realize that you’ve written a post about Sean Penn, but why is the top photo of a catcher’s mitt filled with hepatitis?

These kids know what they’re doing, too. Check out how they’ve framed their demands:

Every asshhole who didn’t vote last time is as guilty as every Trump Voter. Vote dammit.

Check your voter status and/or register to vote at: https://iwillvote.com/

Can’t be said enough.

Vote vote vote vote vote. Vote in every local election. Vote every time they crack the door to the polling place. Fucking VOTE.

Pretty soon they will say that a teenager’s body has ways to keep unwanted bullets from shredding their bodies.

Those NRA bitches sure sound whiny and petulant and scared, for a pack of purported warriors. Wah wah wah, children are speaking out against us and they’re all getting a bigger audience than we are, wah wah wah, why didn’t that anti-gun rally invite any pro-gun speakers?

This guy showed up in St. Louis. Photo from KSDK’s Facebook page—

I feel like this is a good sentiment but you give terrible examples.

I discovered mine by digging, too: on etsy. The top one is about five inches across.

I think she’s keying in on the stories about “Millennials” (and it seems that generational grouping keeps expanding as people find ever younger folk they disagree with) and their predilection for avocado toast.

I went to undergrad in the early 00s, and graduate school in the middle 00s.

I remember subsisting largely on…

Uh, what colleges has she visited? Most students have no money and eat whatever they can find/afford. What sort of ritzy yuppies did she meet?

WITH DELORES UMBRIDGE’S BLACK QUILL

After more than a year on the job, I would have hoped Secretary DeVos would have learned by now that her extreme ideas to privatize our nation’s public schools and dismantle the Department of Education do not have support among parents or in Congress, but unfortunately that does not seem to be the case