Lol I think you sound like fun at parties!

I was this close to exposing that guy until you published this article.

This has to be in the running for least-significant story in Deadspin history. It’s well behind Minor League Bat Dog Bad At Job, for example, let alone any of the Friday Bear series.

There is no chance in hell that contract is anywhere remotely in the neighborhood of badness that contains Joakim Noah’s contract.

yeah i don’t know if i get what this is about