I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

The Lakers rookies keep getting better at hiding things.

I don’t know what “BBC” stands for in this context, but I sure hope it’s the beef, bacon and cheddar sandwich from the fast food chain Rax in the 90s.

Meanwhile, behind the scenes:

Never a swarm of bees around when you need one.

Very broad translation, the requests are:

I was a little upset when you ended the article without finding out what you would eat for breakfast.

Everyone in this photo has a reverse-mortgage or at least called for the informational DVD.

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy…

That headline is kind of gross. They’re not involved, and they’re not the only reason this is a story.

I guess it’s a good sign of his leadership that I’d never heard of Peter Holt until two minutes ago.

This argument was made 50 years ago, and your position lost. Sorry.

Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.

Jenna Fischer just broke my heart.

Also, that’s quite the way to tell Kareem and Oscar to STFU.

It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

Now that the U.S. has normalized relations with Cuba, here’s hoping that Cuban ballplayers will be able to come to MLB via safer means.

This is why watching the Republican debates makes me sick to my stomach. When they trot out their hatred of Obama with all their variants on “this man continues to ruin our country.” I just want to vomit. Have we ever had a President that displayed so much...humanity? He has more humanity in his pinkie nail than they…

“Secret Muslim goes on television and makes a white woman cry.” - Fox News