Morgan Plus (4 or 6)....be an adult.

Sounds like Dodge making a Mitch Hedberg joke.

My morning brain read this as "Dollar Fight Club"

My morning brain read this as "Dollar Fight Club"

I could never commute to the office or mall in this. The bed’s too small, there’s not enough towing capacity and I need AWD and higher ground clearance.

GM needs a makeover back to it’s old design. The new one is complete garbage. It lacks authority, it has no balance, it looks cheap, and many will misread the stylized lower case g as q.

It’s like something a freshman design student would do as their first attempt, then the professor would say, that’s no good, then…

Corn milk??

Now see, I thought you were going to say mustard and chupacabra rub.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

I plan to incorporate Everything Works Like It Smells into my regular lexicon.

Nah, they’d lose on the first Sunday.

Congratulations Alabama!

Holy shit. It was not fun watching Roy Moore hold a lead for the entire night. Though it was satisfying to have it reverse with less than 10% of precincts left. Huzzah for meeting some basic level of human decency in Alabama.

Then laughs when you tell them you paid $250+ for a backpack lol

Then laughs when you tell them you paid $250+ for a backpack lol

While that’s true, they can be great for the office if you don’t want to act like someone cattle prodded you when someone shows up to say hello. Unless at very loud levels or you have someone right next to you, people probably won’t hear your music.

While that’s true, they can be great for the office if you don’t want to act like someone cattle prodded you when…

I’ve been to Iceland AND Wyoming.

That’s a mild headline around here, plenty of f-bombs when needed in the title. Been that way for a loooong time. Maybe change the name to Clean Harry?

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

This is an especially idiotic hot taek.