“THEY’S MISCEGENATED! THEY AIN’T EVEN OLD-TIMEY!”

I’m as big a Patriots hater as the next guy but associating them with the Confederacy is just wrong.

I think Beverly Should start his own Ball Buster Brand. I’d buy those.

If Lavar Ball and Donald Trump fucked, this comment would be their baby.

This is so absolutely the wrong take about this that I can’t even put it into words.

Except Lonzo can’t go at people because he isn’t quick enough off the dribble.

(Actually, this would be amazing. Trump steps into the Rose Garden for a press conference, and Beverley is immediately in his face, bumping him, swatting his stupidly long tie from behind, defending the mic...)

I’m glad that I’m not the only one who thinks that way, that I wasn’t missing some obvious advantage to playing at Oklahoma Flat & Dust,

The Jets? More of an anal history.

I look forward to reading From Butt Fumble to What?! Fumble?!: An Oral History of the Jets.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

I’m pretty shocked by this. Every time I think I can get a handle on how people behave at football games something like this comes along and just makes me second guess humanity. I’m just at an absolute loss.

Is it not Mintch Trubisky?

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

Good for J.T. It’s about time some right wingers started protesting.

As Cowboys owner whenever he gets into an argument he ends up conceding a lot of points.

Right? This doesn’t get brought up often enough and it’s kinda crazy. The other day, my neighbor’s flag called me “pussy” as I walked by.

Also he fucks horses.

As a Bills fan, I have to tell you that when the Pats handed Gilmore big money, we laughed and laughed (and then threw each other through flaming tables) and laughed.

Hard to believe the Panthers are undefeated at 3-1.