I’m glad all of us had the same thought on this. I almost yelled “NO WAIT DON’T GO NEAR THAT THING!!!!”

One of the first car repairs I ever did, was replacing shock absorbers.
It all went smoothly, with the exception of one the spring compressor getting stuck at one point. It popped free without injuring me, and I didn’t really think anything of it.
Thinking back now, it gives me the heebie-jeebies...

Yep. I was hoping he was at least going to use a long breaker bar or something with a good amount of mass to wedge in there and try to unbind those coils.

I thought the same thing. I was afraid it would release its potential energy when he touched it.

My reaction exactly.

Oh, I shot!

gotta tag this nsfw next time

Danny DeVito said they had it coming.

Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor were also unavailable for comment.

I thought the Andromeda Strain only went after rubber parts.

Nahh, there isn’t enough wrong with it yet.

$80 says David is thinking about buying this

And on the next Gas Monkey Garage,will we find Richard Rawlings and the Mad Beard turn a salvaged F40 into a hot profit or burning a hole in his jeans?

Are they made of gas!?! Can we use them to power my vehicle?

“Oh no! Gas has risen $0.15! I better trade in my truck that is paid off, for a new vehicle that gets better gas mileage but will depreciate 45% over the next two years!”

Here’s video clips of it in action in game, seems a bit rough at the moment:

“And then as you can see in the simulation after the incident in question the defendant got into a shootout with police, blew up a gas station with an rpg, stole a helicopter, and then parachuted onto a skyscraper...allegedly.”

I just don’t think he understands.

Raph, you are breaking my heart. My achy, breaky heart.