Cowboys fans who dread the prospect of watching a perfectly capable Weeden play more than dread the prospect of watching Romo potentially become paralyzed on national television can go fuck themselves

So this must be what it is really powered by! It's got electrolytes!

That will do.

Traction control as well on Rivieras in the mid-70s.

V6 Challenger, because really, you should have gotten a V8.

Came to say the same thing.

Same options here. Mine has to come in some color that is so obnoxious, bright and vibrant that it hurts your eyes to look at the car and you have to look away. Something like neon green mixed with a bright neon yellow. I swear the color choice has nothing to do with making it so the only way a cop can ticket me is if…

It's not letting me do neon green with red/sepia interior :(

For 30k, you could buy like 30 clapped-out ex-police Crown Vics.

The DeTomaso Mangusta at the end of Kill Bill pt.1

Dude, Raptor-based Lincoln MKZ. Think about it. Fuck curbs.

Some of my best automotive memories were in that thing. Be it driving home from school loaded up with friends, pulling friends from ditches, or just cruising around with my dad. Love it.

The wheels still aren't square, so the weird arch problem persists :P

Saw an early 4x4 and my dad went at length explaining these to me. This video is super relevant.

Yeah, but it works for houses. We modified the bathroom with a new toilet and put some plants in the front yard and now the house is worth $20,000 more or something like that.

A lot of people seem to think it's hideous, but I have a soft spot for the Porsche Panamera Turbo S

Nah. Just European Rube Goldberg machines can't run forever. There will still be plenty of Chevies powered by small blocks built today when today's European cars will have long since been turned into metal bricks.

even Dr. Dolittle says, "Fuck no."

you're welcome

Still not sure I'd give the nod to TCS over ABS. Most of the cars on the road (or in the range of affordability) have ample, but not overwhelming, amounts of power, and the TCS helps moreso in slick or snowy conditions.