Oh, you gotta have that Trucoat.

It’s not a Coleco. Those Colecos will rust up on you just like that.

Argon? Is it Argon?

C’mon, fess up. That secret sauce is actually just your own breath.

Total Floridaman™️ move.  What will we ever do without these dealers “protecting” us from those big bad middle-men?

What about the Trucoat ?

I’ll call your bet. One dollar that it wasn’t an ID4.

Trudeau is a wimpy little rich kid.

I’m a fan..

I’m pretty sure you could not have written a more convoluted headline for this article. It reminds me of the classic:

I can sense a new Ad campaign:

If you’ve never known a white crackhead, you’re blessed.

The Lunar Roving Vehicle (aka Moon Buggy). Just because you can drive on another celestial body does not mean you’re the best off roader!

Haha, you definitely chapped some asses.

Maybe we should make a habit of always mentioning CP, so the Powers That Be know that we haven’t forgotten the silly name change.

Oh, hey, I’m not greyed after that mild commentor revolt I started yesterday. That’s something I guess.

Especially compared to the Enzo, which I think looks incredible today.

Finally, this may be the push I need to stop visiting this site. You guys were the only ones that made it bearable. Best of luck in your future endeavors! 

God damn it.