I have not been paying attention for a while, is towing capacity still a stand in for dick length? 

They guy is being a smart ass and is implying that neither the USFS or the BLM can do jack squat about the climate since they lack the regulatory power to do so (congress has the legislative/regulatory power)  Hence the move the moon joke. Its a very dry/smug sense of humor/sarcasm and is common among the ruling…

This.

Same. This was a straight to no dice, don’t even read or really look at any of the pictures.

Didn’t even pause to read Rob’s words. Straight to No Dice and clicked multiple times. Too much money, even if the used car world has gone crazy. Maybe at half the price, once Reality comes back into focus.

I always ask for the medium. I have a good cadence now where I hit all the answers before they get asked.

However, I will still get a large drink on occasion, even though I asked for the medium.

I think it’s because McDs only charges $1 for the soda in a combo meal, no matter what size you get. In my head, I think it’s…

The base model truck, called the Maverick XL (even though it’s really sort of an M at most, if this is a size analogy)

First Gear: Truck-driving conservative here. Most of my friends and neighbors are also truck-driving conservatives. At least 1/2 of us, myself included, also own EVs and think they’re pretty great. FWIW, we’re also mostly vaccinated, at least in part because we like to travel. Anyway, the idea that conservatives for…

Boo hoo! Such a short bed. Whatever. They’re offering a holy grail of usable, everyday driveable truck at a price where people can say “but it’s not a real truck” all day long and no one will care because it’s priced like a Corolla.

cut the teenager working the mic some slack, they’re just doing it how their manager taught them how. If it is such an issue, just say what size you want from the jump and save both of you the extra time. 

$1,495 destination fee

This.

So what’s the highway mileage with a Carolina Squat?

The only people who prefer a 2 door truck to a 4 door truck are those who have never owned a 2 door truck (source: I have owned two of them).

A lot of people spend too much time online and then turn everyone else into caricatures.

Sweet, they're bringing back the Sport Trac!

“(It’s also possible that the “no more foreign oil” types”

Great price.

“about $20K”

Ford’s already got a commercial showing the bed in use, carrying such decadent materials as “wood,” which recently seems to be something you might want to carry in an armored truck, based on the cost: