Holy cannoli!

Much like Kobe’s teammates, she never had a shot.

There’s only one Super Hot...

and what’s the point of language if not to efficiently convey meaning?

That parenthetical for mercurial reminds me of a Grantland-style footnote

“Fixed that for you, Tom.”

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

Which is saying something since the Clueless Gamer segments are pretty awful in general.

This is still probably less racist than actual tweets from Habs fans.

Ordering everything on the menu is not an eating disorder, smdh.

Yeah but Bartolo showed up in one of these, bitches . . .

Those things have excellent resale value, it’s basically a Mets-approved investment plan.

Harry Caray, NFL talent scout.

That cat is very chill considering her owner appears to be taking pictures of her instead of looking at the road

You freakin’ blew it, fish boy.

I wonder if you can get grouper rates for behind-the-plexiglass seats

Someone cod’ve helped a little.