Oh! Oh! I have this one: Idiots are the kind of people who want to see Charlie Sheen live — and who expected a hastily put-together live show of a drug addled manic person to be anything but a mess.

Well, she pretty much rules with that quote. Bless her.

Very sweet, but it made me sad for the other dogs. I hope their owners come soon, too.

I know. I laughed and winced at the same time.

There are just a lot of dachshund lovers out there. I didn't have a dog in the hunt between tabbies and tuxedos, and only voted in the dog round.

I love that there are more votes for the dachsies than there are for the cats combined (no disrespect to the kittehs) but itjust shows you the love for the might hunter that is the dachshund!

Yay wieners! And next year, they should do all different breeds!

We seem to be experiencing the hegemony of the low-slung dog. I'm a dachshund lover, but admire your breed to. They are certainly adorable!

Remind me never to go to your clinic, then. There's no reason to be nasty about this.

Let's not get cocky, though. This isn't over!

I know! I'm all for it, especially with all the sourness from holier-than-thou mutt fans. It's like they don't know dachshunds can be found in shelters, too.

YES DACHSHUNDS. The haters can't keep this scrappy little fella down!

go dachshunds! keep it up dachshund lovers!!

ZOMG

so sweet!

Oh, they can jump, and they do.

Yeah, that makes me sick. But I suspect it will fall to either of these contenders.

awww. I am a dachshundist, but these Tuxedo pics really make me think about adding a kitty to my brood.

Bruce is adorable.

That's okay. Dachshunds are the original underdogs. I'm gonna hold out hope that they come from behind and snatch victory from the jaws of defeat — they're brave that way!