@malishka: This isn't an apology. No acknowledgment of the shitty cross-hairs map.

@feelingHELLAstabby: Thank you.

@that girl: I had the same reaction. Toasted PB&J is clearly the food of psychopaths.

I happily have never seen an episode of Alf, but I was sentient when it was on the air, and no, it wasn't okay to say the N-word then, jerk.

I miss my slut days. That was a really fun phase.

Notice how Peaches doesn't actually respond to the charge? This is called changing the subject because you have no defense.

@miomao: nothing ban-able here.

@ThereIsNoFluffy: She strikes me as an entitled, angry narcissist. I find it very hard to feel sorry for her.

The visceral reaction I have to Heidi Montag is unsettling. Her pouting face makes me want to snarl. All I want for Christmas is for her to go away.

@GenderFenderBender: As a friend of mine just said, doesn't Cirque de Soleil do stuff like this every night in Vegas?

@GenderFenderBender: the little death only, though, right?

@sarasasa: It's all good.

@tastes_like_burning: Yes. Also, funny.

@GenderFenderBender: No one should die for musical theater.

@sarasasa: I was 100% agreeing. I don't know how you got disagreeing from my comment.

@coffee milk: that, too.

@sarasasa: Yes. Yup.

@BoxMeowBox: Yeah, me too, me too!

@tomsomething: HA!

I'm sputtering with aghastness (okay not a real word, but I'm sputtering here). You needed the New York Times to print the details of how you left your spouses and broke up your families and you're oh so happy about it now? Why? Who needs a newspaper account of their relationship and choices? Oh, I know, raging…