@NoFrank: Karma will chase his sorry ass for the rest of his days. And if it doesn't, we will.

@jinxedluck: Yes, if Slytherin allowed pimps.

He is perfectly ridiculous. Perfectly.

@deeemer: Aww, thanks.

@smmo: HA!

It would have been so much more graceful to simply apologize. Instead, it was paragraph after paragraph of tortured and illogical self-justification. Although the "I have asthma" defense certainly is a novel twist on the "feel sorry for me" gambit that is really the last refuge of scoundrels who won't admit they are…

@ZiggyStarPuff: And thank you. Well said.

@ZiggyStarPuff: And thank you. Well said.

@WashingMyHair: Thank you.

@WashingMyHair: Thank you.

I find Angelina disingenuous and insufferable, but Chelsea's even worse. She always makes half-points with no real insight to them. She's a dreadful comedian.

I find Angelina disingenuous and insufferable, but Chelsea's even worse. She always makes half-points with no real insight to them. She's a dreadful comedian.

@Blarfengar Honeydew (Bunsen): Well, she's actually done some pretty unsisterly things to Laura Dern and Jennifer Aniston, and she holds herself out as a judgmental holier-than-thou quasi-saint. I think Handler's rant was mostly incoherent blather, but I'm not able to muster much sympathy for Angelina, who uses the…

This is why doggies must always come in twos or threes.

Every time you guys do these with a person, I assume they're dead. Gah.

@Mrs. Stephen Fry: They are in a bubble of their own myth-making.

She, like the rest of her trash family, thinks we're all stupid. I mean, come on, "canard?"

This made me embarrassed for everyone involved.

@nyrajaid: Thanks. I was a wee bit confused there.

So, it's basically a diaphragm to use during your period?