@BrazenHussy: I read this line — "breaking up is something only the two people in the marriage have the power to do" — as a way of suggesting that the cheated-upon spouse bears some responsibility for the end of the marriage, but I do recognize that is not the main thrust of the piece.

@MakeMeSmile: Exactly.

I am so incredibly sick of this argument. My marriage was broken up by my husband cheating with a woman who had a long history of going after married men. The suggestion that I and the many many other women out there who have been the victims of BOTH cheating spouses and the women who helped them along don't have…

No matter where you go, there you are. Moving to leave a bad relationship is one thing. When you are the problem, as Lindsay is, I doubt it will make any real difference. After all, New York produced her vile parents.

@HappyLand: That's just a stupid thing to say. Gaby Darbeyshire is an entertainment lawyer, after all.

@m. Bohème: there's that, too.

His behavior, though, doesn't seem consistent with doing coke. My experience with folks on coke is that they are jerks, which he certainly is, but that the stuff sobers them up so they're not so messy drunk as he appears to be.

@rdVark: Yes, I assume.

@rdVark: He thought she was having an affair. She was in for a hysterectomy and a "vaginal tightening." The hospital claimed he didn't really sew it shut, he just tightened too much and scar tissue did the rest (really, just ick). She got $6 million.

I guess I didn't realize this was a "Laugh-at" situation, because when I watched it what I felt most was admiration. Seriously. He didn't seem inarticulate, he seemed like a loyal man expressing outrage in a compelling way.

@MissFiFi: well, this was pre-HIPAA, but yes, super-fucked-up.

@MissFiFi: I don't think so. It was a really crazy story. She sued the hospital and got money, but what was wild was that there were other people in the operating room while it happened so it was unclear how he managed to do it without them seeing. He was also not supposed to be in the operating room but scrubbed…

@blameitonrio is voting MizJenkins for Jezident!: I'd say Holy Shitless.

This story reminds of of an Oprah I saw many years ago. A man had sewn his wife's vagina shut during a medical procedure (he was a doctor). You could tell Oprah was just wigged out by it — she just kept repeating it. Like, "So, when your husband sewed your vagina shut" and "We'll be back with the woman whose…

@PennyFarthing: I never understand this argument. The argument implies that white people are somehow not getting the perk of being able to use the n-word. As a white person, I have never *wanted* to use the n-word, and I don't.

Nothing could make the classlessness of "Dr. Laura" more apparent than the classiness of this lady.

@BeckySharper: She would have made some lame-ass excuse for it just like she did with Limbaugh.

@MadEye: It would be fine with me if you used it un-affectionately.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass you useless piece of shit.

@Gingerlime: I just had the opportunity to heart her, and I did. Still giggling.